1. Thou be a rank, dog-hearted ruffian.
--It means you are stinky, not trustworthy, cunning criminal.
2. Thou art truly a brazen, half- faced, boar pig.
--It means you are bold, two faced (you act a certain way with one group of people but then when we are not together act a different way) fat person.
3. verily , thou art naught but a fawning, dizzy eyed pigeon egg.
--It means that you are a young person who thinks they are in love but truly they are too confused with their fantasy of that love is supposed to be.
4. Verily be a bootless, full gorged, younker.
--it means that you are poor since you are bootless and you are fat man whore.
5. Thou truly a hideous, fat kidneyed, canker blossom.
--it means you are a ugly drunk whore.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteOh lord.
I really want to know what the real meanings are now, but I truly truly truly like your explanations too! C:
I also fed your fishes while pondering if Mr. Urban would get mad if you used 'whore'....I wish I could tag him in this like you could on Facebook. That'd be pretty daggone neat. C: